More Fraking Fracking

"A blowout at a natural gas well in rural northern Pennsylvania spilled thousands of gallons of chemical-laced water...

Officials advised the farmer on whose land the well was drilled that his cattle could no longer drink from the stream
."

From henceforth, the cattle shall drink bottled water.

Boy would I love to get a copy of the contract between the farmer and Chesapeake Energy. The damages clause ought to make a fascinating read.